do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity.
When an American hears the degrees in Celsius
When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit
oh my god
*lovingly calls u a lil shit*
STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos
is that my chemical romance?
OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr
but it actually is my chemical romance
my friendship comes in 3 levels:
3) inappropriate sexual humor.
You’ve been SHEZZA-BOMBED :B
I do not reblog Martin that often by comparison to others….But the fact that he points out HIS AMANDA, as opposed to Wills or anything else, makes me smile.
oh how the mackles have mored
M e when someone insults my OTP